Client Testimonials & Reviews

Below you will find a collection of adoring notes penned by some of my most treasured bedfellows. Click any image to expand.

The one added in October, 2023 was written by a new friend who shares my love of writing erotica. (Among, as you will see, other things.) It also includes insight into the chemistry I share with gorgeous my best friend Sasha.

Please note that while I implemented a No More Review policy in 2021, my existing ones remain on TER. Scroll down to click the link.

Why did I implement this policy? I get it. Whether you’re on the hunt for the perfect toaster, trying to find a new contractor because the last one just stopped showing up, or shopping for a beautiful woman to visit your hotel for a few hours, reviews serve a purpose. 

That said, in 2021, my brand vision/sense of autonomy evolved to a point where the idea of accruing additional explicit blow-by-blows felt sleazy… and not in the good way.

I wanted to cultivate an erotic existence devoid of a numerical sexual grading system in which a woman can only attain a perfect 10 for “performance” if she takes it in the ass. I wish that was a joke.

How has this worked out? My decision to leave review culture behind was a positive inflection point. Now I see fewer clients for longer dates, and they’re the men I want. We just mesh. 

They didn’t rely on reviews when vetting me, but rather on the cohesion and depth of my entire brand and online footprint including my existing reviews, links, back links, social media, reviews of my duo partners, blogs, etc.

I met some wonderful long-term lovers during my active review years and appreciate the role their accounts played in the growth of my career.

And who knows – I may allow them again someday if I feel it makes sense for my business. But for now, I remain content and as busy as I care to be. 

Finally: The two Chicago duo partners with whom I spend the most time are companions who regularly receive top reviews on TER. They vouch for me wholeheartedly, we regularly engage on X, and all of this further speaks to my ongoing sterling reputation.

These highly regarded and phenomenal women wouldn’t associate with me if I was subpar in any respect.

So with the exception of the fake submissions written by:

Juicy Jet (a positive review from someone I never met)

Carlos Amor (another positive review from someone I never met)

69694times (a woefully misguided woman who had a bad day and decided to review me poorly me while lauding herself and those whom she wanted to befriend)

all of these were written by actual humans who are qualified to speak to my existence. Do with this information what you will, dear voyager! 😘