FAQs & Faves
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“What do you do to protect my privacy?”
I screen, and I screen thoroughly. In order to protect everyone in my circle, I require real world information from you in order to reserve a date.
That said, I offer a multitude of ways to accomplish this. Should you choose to utilize my encrypted booking form, all information submitted is immediately sent to my Protonmail account.
Should you wish to bypass my form, you may click the button on my booking page to request I email you my list of screening requirements. I also offer a top secret and maximally discreet third option for screening using real world information. Email for more information if interested. My methodology is most easily / discreetly outlined to you via direct communication.
Additionally: I regularly delete all booking forms and emails, and this website was built by and is hosted offshore by a highly reputable agency that works solely for companions.
My reputation is easily researched. My online footprint is vast, and if I was known for indiscretion and lack of consideration for the privacy of others, you would find nods to that while researching me.
“Where is your Chicago incall?”
I host out of a luxurious, beautiful & spacious private location. It is convenient to Gold Coast, River North, West Loop, and South Loop.
“Where do you go for Chicago outcalls?”
Throughout Chicagoland, including some suburbs. Upscale hotels only, and no private residences of married and cohabitating men.
In addition to having a BS in human services, I am a certified personal trainer. Over the years, I’ve worked within the realms of social work, personal training, and startups. While on hiatus earlier this year, I worked on a really cool guerrilla marketing campaign for a Brooklyn based company and had a blast!
“Where did you go in 2022, and – follow up – what happened to your old site / blog / vlog?”
I stepped away to avail myself of a highly advantageous relationship and work on my Hustl-Up brand (which I decided to temporarily shelve) as well as a really cool Brooklyn-based startup. In the process, I accidentally deleted my entire site and somehow caused Vimeo – the platform on which all of my video diary entries were hosted – to give me the boot. 🤡
See this blog post: A $40,000 Dress Covered in Red Wine
“What happened to your OnlyFans?”
Upon returning from hiatus, I considered reinstating my OnlyFans and stocking it with my existing edging content. But then I realized that I prefer to not have one, despite recognizing the role it played in client procurement between 2020 and 2021. I’m not on the hunt for a billion new men, my time here is finite, and I am content.
I was, however, excited to repost this shadowy, smutty clip in the interest of teasing you. 😉 You may find another teasing edging video here.
“What can I expect at your incall?”
Should we meet at my extremely discreet and private den of sin, you will find yourself in a beautiful, sleek and serene setting. I am also happy to book luxury hotel accommodations for us. Regardless of the backdrop, I will provide you with a gorgeous and well stocked (scent-free toiletries, etc.) bathroom, plenty of water, and flickering candlelight and sensual mood music will abound.
“Can we party together? What if I see you after I’ve been drinking for hours?”
I do not do drugs, nor do I drink to excess. Nor do I choose to spend time with people who are sloppy drunk or in any way chemically impaired.
“What can I do to render you smitten?”
Take a look at this blog post I wrote. 😉 It also includes nods to various date ideas upon which I’ll soon expand!
“I’d love to take you to dinner! What are your Chicago favorites?”
First and foremost, I must ask: Have you read “The Great Dinner Date Experiment”? It is worth a peek!
I work with a nutritionist to maintain a high protein, high (complex) carb, low fat eating method while adjusting my calories as needed as per my DEXA body fat scan results. That said, food is one of my love languages and I will always gladly make room in my life for fabulous meals with equally fabulous men!
I love everything from laid back and divey to Michelin starred, and here is a smattering of spots I enjoy:
Demera, Goosefoot, Ever, Moody Tongue, Club Lago, HaiSous, Oriole, Chez Joel, Beatnik on the River, Elske, Le Colonial, Kumiko, The Weiners Circle
“Why do you love kettlebells so much?”
My patented physique – one that is at once strong and soft – is the byproduct of years of kettlebell training. I do not train isolated vanity muscles as much as I do the deep ones supporting my core and posterior chain, and this leaves me with a look that is curvy and feminine yet undeniably strong.
Kettlebell also promotes a strong pelvic floor, superlative grip strength, and excellent cardiorespiratory endurance. All of these qualities are invaluable in the bedroom.
Furthermore, complex kettlebell movements encourage your body and brain to work in such a way that it promotes mobility and stability for life (so important for those of us who are no longer in our 20’s), positive neurological repatterining, and more. More on tall of this in an upcoming blog post. 😉
Click for links to my kettlebell videos, including footage of me swinging 175lbs.
“Do you have reviews?”
I do have reviews on TER, and they are stellar. However, review culture is indiscreet, and after amassing nearly 100 of them since 2012, I have implemented a no (more) review policy. Click here to read about this decision and view an assortment of client testimonials.
“What do you expect of me if I’m visiting you?”
Please be communicative and alert me to any delays. Please arrive discreetly and be ready to adjourn briefly to your private bathroom after we kiss hello for the sake of hand washing & breath freshening.
“What types of clients do you see?”
I see respectful verified men aged 25+ and am happy to visit with people of all races, ethnicities and body compositions. I reserve the right to turn someone away for any reason, including if they are under the influence of drugs or are drunk upon arrival, or if they do drugs or drink to sloppy excess during the date.
“Do you feel apprehension about being a “face / tattoo out” provider?”
I feel zero apprehension. My family, friends, and colleagues (in the fitness realm and beyond) know about Alyx. I screen thoroughly and keep a tight circle of clients.
“What is / are your favorite…”
colors neon orange, emerald, amethyst, black
music My music library is vast and spans generations, and I would love to share my favorite playlists with you during our dates. I love vast swathes of styles / artists stretching from Baroque to Alt-J to Garth Brooks. From Calexio to Leonard Cohen. I am in love with this incredible group from Mali, and I link to a few of my favorite alt country / indie / roots bands in this blog post.
en suite date snacks raw almonds, berries, charcuterie, sushi, foie gras (seriously)
en suite date libations Still water and mineral water with lime, preferably both at the same! That way I may pretend that I’m imbibing. I (mostly) quit drinking in November 2022 in the interest of aesthetics and muscle synthesis, and while I may be convinced to enjoy a little bubbly with a superlative suitor every now and then, I spend most of my days and nights teetotaling.
micro micrometazoans the mighty tardigrade (the subject of one of my tattoos)
standup comedy bit Please allow me to reenact it for you in person?
architecture Brutalist (retro-futuristic + pragmatic = fantastic)
artist Salvador Dali (I own an original, thanks to a client!)
book While it is impossible to chose a singular favorite book, I have chosen to ink excerpts from The Unbearable Lightness of Being and Breakfast of Champions upon my flesh