What do you do to protect my privacy?
I screen thoroughly in order to protect you, myself, and everyone in my circle. I require real world information from you in order to reserve a date and give you the option of booking through an encrypted booking form or by sending your information directly to my secure Protonmail email account.
I regularly delete all emails and booking forms/emails, and this website was built by and is hosted offshore by a highly reputable agency that works exclusively with sex workers and is legally bound to confidentiality.
My reputation is easily researched. My online footprint is vast, and if I was known for indiscretion, you would find nods to that while researching me.
Can I book you at the last minute?
While I love the thrilling idea of a last minute romp, my schedule makes this difficult.
I am never available for same-day incall bookings, and am only periodically available for same-day outcall bookings.
Do you accept P411 for verification?
Feel free to include your handle when screening, but given the platform’s security flaws, I do not consider it an official article of verification.
Where is your Chicago incall and what's it like?
I address this on my Rates page.
Where do you go in Chicago for outcalls?
This is also addressed on my Rates page.
Can I wear cologne for our date?
I am highly sensitive to scents, and most colognes give me a headache.
I will kindly request you skip the cologne for our date. If doing so would fall outside your normal daily routine and raise suspicions, please apply it as lightly as possible.
What turns you on?
How do you feel about public displays of affection?
Will our date include public time? Are optics not a concern? If so, I can’t wait for those sweet moments with you! Holding hands and stealing a kiss.. quietly teasing each other in a corner booth. If it isn’t loud and pornographic—if it is subtle and sweet—then I love it.
Can we party together?
I don’t do drugs and rarely drink. I also choose not to spend time with anyone who’s drunk or chemically impaired. Had a cocktail or two at your client dinner? No worries! Feel like sipping on something during our time together? I’d love that. But if I arrive and you’re blotto, or if you spiral out during our time together, I will end the date.
Do you use FC2s?
Yes, and I always have them on hand. They’re incredibly safe and covered by my insurance.
What do you expect of me if you're visiting my location?
Please be discreet if you are required to fetch me from a hotel lobby. Please be recently showered with washed hands, smooth, short fingernails, and fresh breath.
What do you expect of me if we're meeting at your incall?
Please communicate any delays. Enter discreetly, follow all directions, and ask for clarification if needed.
Be ready to wash your hands upon arrival and shower if need be. Please ensure your fingernails are smooth.
Do you see couples?
Being invited into a loving dynamic is an honor. I have deep experience as a couple’s first shared adventure, and as a woman’s first sapphic connection. Every encounter is tailored to her comfort, and is guided by care, communication, and respect. A quick call with her to confirm consent is required as part of the booking process.
What types of clients do you see?
I see respectful verified men and couples aged 25+ and am happy to visit with people of all races, ethnicities and body compositions.
I reserve the right to turn someone away if they are under the influence of drugs or are drunk upon arrival, or if they do drugs or drink to sloppy excess during the date.
Didn’t you used to have another blog?
I did! A billion years ago, but it still exists: AlyxErotic.com.
Now you can read all my musings here or on my Substack, “On Sex & Donuts.”
Do you feel apprehension about being a “face / tattoo out” provider?
I feel zero apprehension. My family, friends, and colleagues (in the fitness realm and entrepreneurial spaces) know about Alyx.
My two lives are very intentionally and safely entwined.
Tell me about your favorite...
COLORS
Neon Orange, Emerald Green, Black
MUSIC
My music library is vast and spans generations, and I would love to share my favorite music with you. These days, my go-to mood playlists are anchored by Hermanos Gutiérrez. Relaxing, rhythmic, sexy, chill, evocative. I love everything from 90s country and Alt-J to Leonard Cohen and K Flay. I actually embed a fair amount of music in my Substack posts.
EN SUITE DATE SNACKS
Raw almonds, berries, charcuterie, dark chocolate.
EN SUITE DATE LIBATIONS
Still water or mineral water with lime, please.
I have (mostly) quit drinking in the interest of athleticism. While I may be convinced to enjoy a little bubbly with a superlative suitor every now and then, I have gotten really into NA beers, cocktails, and wines. I enjoy a wide array of alcohol-free offerings!
Micro-Metazoans
The mighty Tardigrade (the subject of one of my tattoos)
standup comedy bit
It involves silver dollar pancakes and a Footlocker bag. Allow me to reenact it for you in person?
Architecture
Artist
Salvador Dali (I even own an original lithograph, thanks to a client!)
Literature
While it is impossible to choose a singular favorite book, I have chosen to ink excerpts from Milan Kundera’s The Unbearable Lightness of Being and Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions upon my flesh. I revisit A Confederacy of Dunces every fall.