FAQs & Faves
What do you do to protect my privacy?
I screen thoroughly in order to protect you, myself, and everyone in my circle. I require real world information from you in order to reserve a date and give you the option of booking through an encrypted booking form or by sending your information directly to my secure Protonmail email account.
I regularly delete all emails and booking forms/emails, and this website was built by and is hosted offshore by a highly reputable agency that works exclusively with sex workers and is legally bound to confidentiality.
My reputation is easily researched. My online footprint is vast, and if I was known for indiscretion, you would find nods to that while researching me.
Can I book you at the last minute?
While I love the thrilling idea of a last minute romp, my schedule makes this difficult.
I am never available for same-day incall bookings, and am only periodically available for same-day outcall bookings.
Do you accept P411 for verification?
Feel free to include your handle when screening, but given the platform’s security flaws, I do not consider it an official article of verification.
Where is your Chicago incall & what can I expect there?
I address this on my Rates page.
Where do you go in Chicago for outcalls?
This is also addressed on my Rates page.
Can I wear cologne for our date?
I am highly sensitive to scents, and most colognes give me a headache.
I will kindly request you skip the cologne for our date. If doing so would fall outside your normal daily routine and raise suspicions, please apply it as lightly as possible.
Can I freshen up when I arrive?
Regardless of whether we meet at my private incall or at a hotel, you are always welcome to freshen up. In fact, I will encourage it.
I will always provide scent free toiletries for your discreet convenience as well as mouthwash.
How do you feel about public displays of affection?
Will our date include public time? Are optics not a concern? If so, I can’t wait for those sweet moments with you! Holding hands and stealing a kiss.. quietly teasing each other in a corner booth. If it isn’t loud and pornographic–if it is subtle and sweet–then I love it. (Click here to read about what turns me on behind closed doors.)
Can we party together?
I don’t do drugs and rarely drink. I also choose not to spend time with anyone who’s drunk or chemically impaired.
Had a cocktail at your client dinner? No worries! Feel like sipping on something during our time together? I’d love that. But if I arrive and you’re blotto, or if you spiral out during our time together, I will end the date.
What do you expect of me if we’re meeting at my location?
Please be discreet if you are required to fetch me from a hotel lobby. Please be recently showered with washed hands, smooth, short fingernails, and fresh breath.
What do you expect of me if I’m visiting you?
Please be communicative and alert me to any delays.
Please be discreet when entering the building. Follow my directions and entry information and ask for clarification if needed.
Be ready to wash your hands, shower and freshen up upon arrival. Please ensure your fingernails are smooth.
Do you use FC2s?
Yes, and I always have them on hand. They’re incredibly safe and covered by my insurance.
What types of clients do you see?
I see respectful verified men aged 25+ and am happy to visit with people of all races, ethnicities and body compositions.
I reserve the right to turn someone away for any reason, including if they are under the influence of drugs or are drunk upon arrival, or if they do drugs or drink to sloppy excess during the date.
Didn’t you used to have another blog?
I did! A billion years ago, but it still exists: AlyxErotic.com.
Now you can read all my musings here or on my Substack, “On Sex & Donuts.”
Do you feel apprehension about being a “face / tattoo out” provider?
I feel zero apprehension. My family, friends, and colleagues (in the fitness realm and entrepreneurial spaces) know about Alyx.
My two lives are very intentionally and safely entwined.
Tell me about your favorite...
COLORS
Neon Orange, Emerald Green, Black
MUSIC
My music library is vast and spans generations, and I would love to share my favorite music with you. These days, my go-to mood playlists inevitably center around Hermanos Gutiérrez. Relaxing, rhythmic, sexy, chill, evocative. I also love everything from 90s country to Alt-J to Leonard Cohen. I actually embed a fair amount of music in my Substack posts.
EN SUITE DATE SNACKS
Raw almonds, berries, charcuterie, sushi, foie gras (seriously)
EN SUITE DATE LIBATIONS
Still water or mineral water with lime, please.
I have (mostly) quit drinking in the interest of athleticism. While I may be convinced to enjoy a little bubbly with a superlative suitor every now and then, I have gotten really into NA beers, cocktails, and wines. I enjoy a wide array of alcohol-free offerings!
Micro-Metazoans
The mighty Tardigrade (the subject of one of my tattoos)
standup comedy bit
It involves silver dollar pancakes and a Footlocker bag. Allow me to reenact it for you in person?
Architecture
Artist
Salvador Dali (I even own an original lithograph, thanks to a client!)
Literature
While it is impossible to choose a singular favorite book, I have chosen to ink excerpts from Milan Kundera’s The Unbearable Lightness of Being and Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions upon my flesh.