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FAQs & Faves

More about me. 🙂

 

 

 

  • What can I expect at your incall?

Should we meet at my extremely discreet and private incall, you will find yourself in a beautiful, quiet and serene setting. I am also happy to book luxury hotel accommodations for us. Regardless of the setting, I will provide you with a gorgeous and well stocked (scent-free toiletries, etc.) bathroom, and flickering candlelight and sensual music will abound.

 

 

 

  • What can you do to render me smitten?

Take a look at this blog post I wrote. 😉 It also includes nods to various date ideas upon which I’ll expand in my upcoming blog-forward site!

 

 

 

  • I’d love to take you to dinner! What are your Chicago favorites? 

I work with a nutritionist to maintain a high protein, high (complex) carb, low fat eating method while adjusting my calories as needed as per my DEXA body fat scan results. That said, food is one of my love languages and I will always gladly make room in my life for fabulous meals with equally fabulous men! Here is a sampling of my faves in no particular order:

  1. Ever 
  2. Schwa
  3. Moody Tongue 
  4. HaiSous
  5. Oriole
  6. Chez Joel
  7. Elske ** my go-to Michelin venue when I want to take myself out on a date!
  8. Le Colonial
  9. Kumiko
  10. The empanadas at my favorite watering hole. (I will fill you in once / if you become a member of my inner sanctum.)

 

 

 

  • What do you do to protect my privacy?

This website was built by and is hosted offshore by a highly reputable agency that works solely for companions. My new website – launching this fall – will also be built and hosted offshore by for sex worker / by sex worker company with a titanium reputation.

I require real world information in order to book, and do so because it ensures my safety as well as the safety of those with whom I spend time. Information submitted via my secure booking form is immediately sent to my Protonmail account, and I delete your information / empty my trash folder after the successful conclusion of our first date.

I also offer you the option of submitting your verification directly through email, and follow the same protocol.

My reputation is easily researched, and despite having accidentally deleted the majority of my site upon embarking this year’s hiatus, my online footprint is vast. If I was known for indiscretion and lack of consideration for the privacy of others, you would find allusions to that while researching me.

 

 

 

  • Tell me more about your diverse professional background?

In addition to having a BS in human services, I am a certified personal trainer. Over the years, I’ve worked within the realms of social work, personal training, and startups. While on hiatus earlier this year, I worked on a really cool guerrilla marketing campaign for a Brooklyn based company and had a blast!

 

 

 

  • Why do you love kettlebells so much?

My patented physique – one that is at once strong and soft – is the byproduct of years of kettlebell training. I do not train isolated vanity muscles as much as I do the deep ones supporting my core and posterior chain, and this leaves me with a look that is curvy and feminine yet undeniably strong.

The type of kettlebell work in which I engage also promotes a strong pelvic floor (which equates to a very, very tight….) and excellent cardiorespiratory endurance. Both of these qualities are invaluable in the bedroom.

Furthermore, complex kettlebell movements encourage your body and brain to work in such a way that it promotes mobility and stability for life (so important for those of us who are no longer in our 20’s), positive neurological repatterining, and more. More on tall of this in an upcoming blog post. 😉

 

 

 

  • Tell me about your favorite

colors

neon orange, emerald, amethyst

music

My music library is vast and spans generations, and I would love to share my favorite playlists with you during our dates.

I love vast swathes of styles / artists stretching from Baroque to Garth Brooks.. from Alt-J to Leonard Cohen. I am in love with this incredible group from Mali.

en suite date snacks

raw almonds, berries, charcuterie, sushi, foie gras (seriously)

en suite date libations

still water, Champagne, vodka & soda with a lime, bourbon neat (just remember that I don’t imbibe regularly or prolifically)

personal style

I love the chic, classic, and – if appropriate – slightly daring. I am always appropriately dressed for any occasion. Trends rarely do anything for me. You will find me in:

pencil skirts (or daring leather pencil skirts) and blouses, any dress / skirt / blouse from Wolford, DVF wrap dresses, Reformation sundresses, any gorgeous little black dresses, Aritzia knit dress, literally all of the tasteful dresses 😂 Stuart Weitzman 50/50 boots, leggings, blouses, well fitting jeans, heels, loafers, Lululemon

 

 

 

  • And what about your favorite

comedy podcasts  Last Podcast on the Left, Roundtable of Gentlemen

architecture Brutalist (retro-futuristic + pragmatic = fantastic)

artist Salvador Dali (I own an original, thanks to a client!)

book The Unbearable Lightness of Being

 

 

 

  • Where is your Chicago incall?

It is a truly luxurious, beautiful & spacious private location convenient to Gold Coast, River North, West Loop, South Loop, Lincoln Park

 

 

 

  • Where do you go for Chicago outcalls?

Throughout Chicagoland, including some suburbs.

 

 

 

  • What type of dates do you offer?

I offer dining dates, social dates & GFE dates in Chicago and on a FMTY basis.I am a playful, sensual and voracious girlfriend who loves to touch and kiss. I am known for edging men, and I love to explore fantasies like pegging and sensual restraints. After you are successfully screened, I would love to email back and forth about your specific desires.

 

 

 

  • Do you have reviews?

I do have reviews on TER, and they are stellar. However, review culture is indiscreet, and after amassing nearly 100 of them since 2012, I have implemented a no (more) review policy. Click here to read about this decision.

 

 

  • What do you expect of me if I’m visiting you?

Please be communicative and alert me to any delays. Please arrive discreetly and be ready to adjourn briefly to your private bathroom after we kiss hell for the sake of hand washing & breath freshening.

 

 

 

  • What types of clients do you see?

I see respectful verified men aged 25+ and am happy to visit with people of all races, ethnicities and body compositions. I reserve the right to turn someone away if they are under the influence of drugs or are drunk, or if they do drugs or drink to excess during the date.

 

 

  • Do you feel apprehension about being a “face / tattoo out” provider?

I feel zero apprehension. My family, friends, and colleagues (in the fitness realm and beyond) know about Alyx. I screen thoroughly and keep a tight circle of clients.