This list is an ever-evolving work of erotic fiction, and while it began at 27, it continues to grow. I can’t help but add to it whenever inspiration or temptation strike.
When you’re finished here, read these stories for further erotic insight:
A Slow Burn: the Psychology of Desire & Anticipation
What to Know Before Your First Time Booking an Escort in Chicago
1
Be his most authentic self, idiosyncrasies and all.
2
Join me in a corner booth and let the anticipation build.
3
Let me show him how badly I want him.
4
Kiss me.
5
Let me gently tie and edge him within an inch of his capacity.
6
Moan.
7
Give in to the rhythmic, intuitive motion of my well-oiled hand.
8
Compliment the grip strength of my pelvic floor. (Thanks, kettlebells!)
9
Take direction well. ;)
10
Trust me with his unrequited kinky fantasies.
11
Say “good girl”, or say “atta girl”, when I do a good job.
12
Call me “Mommy” despite being ten years my senior.
13
Writhe as I play his body like an instrument.
14
Let me do that one thing with my throat I’ve only been able to do since undergoing an adult tonsillectomy in 2019.
15
Ask me to gently, lovingly slap his face. No marks, of course.
16
Ask me to guide him through his first experience on the other side of control.
17
Grab my firm ass with equally firm conviction.
18
Play with my hair at the nape of my neck.
19
Tell me that he’s nervous because it’s our first date.
20
Fifty dates later, tell me that he still gets butterflies when he thinks of me.
(And that he fucking loves it.)
21
Harbor at least some degree of latent nonconformity.
22
Trust me with the parts of himself he often feels the need to hide.
23
Randomly produce a Rubik’s cube from his briefcase and teach me how to solve it as we lounge naked in bed.
24
Protest when I declare my intent to spoil him.
But allow me to do it anyway.
25
Possess a growth mindset.
26
Kiss my neck in the heat of the moment.
27
Hold my hair while my head is betwixt.
28
Ask me to workshop his Linkedin bio.
29
Go slow and deep.
30
Say “You can do anything you want to me. Peg me, even…”
31
Laugh at my jokes.
32
Savor my every drop.
33
Share his favorite music with me.
34
Take a business call while I tease him from the bed.
35
Sport a lingering hint of soap instead of cologne.
36
Don his glasses to read the menu.
37
Tell me to surprise him.
38
Be a man of action.
39
Invest in my investments.
40
Teach me something new.
