Approximately 26 things you can do to turn me on.
Welcome to the first in a series of lists delineating what you can do to make me fall head over heels in lust. 🥰 I think you’ll be surprised by some of the things that makes me tick!
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Trust me with the parts of yourself you can’t share with anyone else.
- Communicate thoughtfully.
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Kiss me all over.
- Let me gently tie you and tease you within an inch of your capacity.
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Moan.
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Tell me that you’re nervous because it’s our first date, then let me assuage your jitters.
- Fifty dates later, tell me that you still get butterflies when you think of me. (And that you fucking love it.)
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Kiss my neck in the heat of the moment.
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Grab my firm ass with equally firm conviction.
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Ply me with champagne.
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Let me ply you with champagne ____jobs.
- Protest when I declare my intent to spoil you. (But allow me follow through with it anyway.)
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Share your favorite music with me.
- Plan our Santorini vacation.
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Take a business call while I tease you from the bed.
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Go camping or glamping with me.
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Take me riding on the open range. (I grew up competing in the equestrian sports of eventing and of dressage!)
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Sport a lingering hint of soap instead of a cloying cloud of cologne.
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At least pretend to tolerate my sense of humor.
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Put on your glasses so that you can read the menu.
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Inspire me to write.
- Dad jokes. Lots of dad jokes.
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Invest in my investments.
- Teach me something new.
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Be unequivocally you, idiosyncrasies and all.