Approximately 26 things you can do to turn me on.

Welcome to the first in a series of lists delineating what you can do to make me fall head over heels in lust. 🥰 I think you’ll be surprised by some of the things that makes me tick!

  1. Exude a laid-back brand of confidence.

  2. Be an introvert.
  3. Collect things. (Bonus points for nicheness.)

  4. Tell me that you’re nervous because it’s our first date.

  5. Kiss my neck in the heat of the moment.

  6. Grab my firm ass with an even firmer conviction.

  7. Teach me new things.

  8. Cook with / for me.

  9. Let me pick your brain about certain entrepreneurial ventures.

  10. Ply me with champagne.

  11. Let me ply you with champagne bl*wjobs. (What is this? Perhaps I’ll show you someday…)

  12. Kiss me after I milk you dry.

  13. Share your favorite music with me.

  14. Take me to Santorini.
  15. Take a business call while I tease you from the bed.

  16. Take me camping or glamping.

  17. Take me to the shooting range.

  18. Take me riding on the open range. (I grew up competing in the equestrian sports of eventing and of dressage!)

  19. Sport a lingering hint of soap instead of a cloying cloud of cologne.

  20. Be punny.

  21. Put on your glasses so that you can read the menu.

  22. Inspire me to write.

  23. Experience shared inspiration with me as we wander the wings of a museum.
  24. Protest when I declare my intent to spoil you. (But allow me follow through with it anyway.)

  25. Invest in my investments.

  26. Be unequivocally you.