FAQs & Faves

and intriguing insights.

“What do you do to protect my privacy?”

I screen thoroughly in order to protect you, myself, and everyone in my circle. I require real world information from you in order to reserve a date and give you the option of booking through an encrypted booking form or by sending your information directly to my secure Protonmail email account.

I regularly delete all emails and booking forms/emails, and this website was built by and is hosted offshore by a highly reputable agency that works exclusively with sex workers.

My reputation is easily researched. My online footprint is vast, and if I was known for indiscretion, you would find nods to that while researching me.

 

 

“Do you accept P411 for verification?”

I do not. Feel free to include your handle when screening, but note that it will not count as an article of verification. 

 

 

“Can I book you at the last minute?”

While I love the thrilling idea of a last minute romp, my schedule makes this difficult. I am never available for same-day incall bookings, and am periodically available for same-day outcall bookings. 

 

 

“Where is your Chicago incall & what can I expect there?”

I address this on my rates page. 

 

 

“Where do you go for Chicago outcalls?”

This is also addressed on my rates page. 

 

 

“Can I wear cologne for our date?”

I am highly sensitive to scents, and most colognes give me a headache. I will kindly request you skip the cologne for our date. If doing so would fall outside your normal daily routine and raise suspicions, please apply it as lightly as possible.

 

 

“Can I freshen up when I arrive?”

Regardless of whether we meet at my private incall or at a hotel, you are always welcome to freshen up. In fact, I will encourage it. I will always provide scent free toiletries for your discreet convenience as well as mouthwash. 

 

 

“Do you use FC2s?”

Yes, and I always have them on hand. They’re incredibly safe and covered by my insurance. 

 

 

“What do you expect of me if we’re meeting at my location?

Please be discreet if you are required to fetch me from a hotel lobby. Please be recently showered with washed hands, smooth, short fingernails, and fresh breath.



 

“What do you expect of me if I’m visiting you?”

Please be communicative and alert me to any delays. Please be discreet when entering the building. Follow my directions and entry information and ask for clarification if needed. Be ready to wash your hands, shower and freshen up upon arrival. Please ensure your fingernails are smooth.

 

 

“How do you feel about public displays of affection?” 

Will our date include public time? Are optics not a concern? If so, I can’t wait for the sweet moments! A little hand-holding, maybe a stolen kiss, or some delicious teasing in a dimly lit corner booth. If it’s discreet, understated, and sensual, I’m all in. 

 

However, things like loud sexual exclamations, groping, or attempting an intense public makeout session are indiscreet and make me feel unsafe. If I feel unsafe at any point, I will end our date immediately.

 

 

“Can we party together?”

I don’t do drugs and rarely drink. I also choose not to spend time with anyone who’s drunk or chemically impaired. Had a cocktail at your client dinner? No worries! Feel like sipping on something during our time together? I’d love that. But if I arrive and you’re blotto, or if you spiral out during our time together, I will end the date.

 

 

“What types of clients do you see?”

I see respectful verified men aged 25+ and am happy to visit with people of all races, ethnicities and body compositions. I reserve the right to turn someone away for any reason, including if they are under the influence of drugs or are drunk upon arrival, or if they do drugs or drink to sloppy excess during the date.

 

 

“Do you feel apprehension about being a “face / tattoo out” provider?”

I feel zero apprehension. My family, friends, and colleagues (in the fitness realm and entrepreneurial spaces) know about Alyx. My two lives are very intentionally and safely entwined.

 

 

“Tell me about your favorite…”

colors neon orange, emerald green, black

music My music library is vast and spans generations, and I would love to share my favorite music with you. Although, these days, my go-to mood playlists inevitably center around Hermanos Gutiérrez. Relaxing, rhythmic, sexy, chill, evocative. I also love everything from 90s country to Alt-J to Leonard Cohen.

en suite date snacks raw almonds, berries, charcuterie, sushi

en suite date libations Bottled still or mineral water.

micro micro-metazoans the mighty tardigrade (the subject of one of my tattoos)

standup comedy bit Please allow me to reenact it for you in person?

architecture Brutalist

artist Salvador Dali (I own an original, thanks to a client!)

micro micro-metazoans the mighty tardigrade (the subject of one of my tattoos)

standup comedy bit Please allow me to reenact it for you in person?

architecture Brutalist 

artist Salvador Dali (I own an original lithograph, thanks to a client!)

book While it is impossible to choose a singular favorite book, I have chosen to ink excerpts from The Unbearable Lightness of Being and Breakfast of Champions upon my flesh