What do you do to protect my privacy?
I screen thoroughly in order to protect you, myself, and everyone in my circle. I require real world information from you in order to reserve a date. You are given the option of booking through an encrypted booking form or by sending your information directly to my encrypted Protonmail email account.
I regularly delete all emails and booking forms/emails, and this website was built by and is hosted offshore by a highly reputable agency that works exclusively with sex workers and is legally bound to confidentiality.
My reputation is easily researched. My online footprint is vast, and if I was known for indiscretion, you would find nods to that while researching me.
Do you have a wishlist?
Tokens of adoration are never expected but always appreciated. Want to dress me up in something chic, help support my fitness obsession, or contribute to the upkeep of my beautiful, glowing skin? Now you can!
Are you available for same-day bookings?
While I love the thrilling idea of a last minute romp, this is nearly impossible.
I’m never available for same-day incalls with new clients, and rarely available for same-day incalls with established clients.
Every so often, I’m available for same-day outcalls.
Do you accept P411 for verification?
Feel free to include your handle when screening, but given the platform’s security flaws, I do not consider it an official article of verification.
What do you enjoy about longer dates?
While shorter dates can be exciting, they tend to end on a cliff hanger. The most meaningful connections take time to unfold, and the brightest crescendo takes time to build.
So visit my rates page for a list of languorous ideas! It’s a little more than halfway down. I can’t wait to collaborate with you in more detail and design a day or evening to remember.
Where is your Chicago incall?
With ample advanced notice, I’m delighted to host out of the luxurious, sprawling, and discreet space showcased in many of my images. Convenient to neighborhoods like River North, Fulton Market, West Loop, The Loop, etc.
Alternatively, I can offer a cozy, discreet, mirror-filled secondary space in the same general area, or secure an upscale hotel room anywhere in the city.
For hotel incall, please add $300. Visit my rates page for more information.
Where do you go in Chicago for outcalls?
I’d love to meet at your upscale hotel at no additional fee. I do not visit private residences of married or otherwise cohabitating men. Open to suburban outcalls of 2h or longer.
What advice do you have for a nervous neophyte?
Booking your first companion is a big step, and nerves are normal. By reading this page, you’re demonstrating forethought and a desire to learn, and this means you’re ahead of the curve.
If you have a discreet question you can’t find answered within this site, feel free to email. Explicit notes will go unanswered.
Perfection is a myth. So when we meet, simply show up as you. Be well-groomed, respectful, and communicative. I’ll put you at ease with a smile, and if you’re shy? I can do all the talking!
I mean what I say on my home page: I value bold minds over flashy headlines. And you’re demonstrating admirable boldness by simply being here.
What turns you on?
If we click, how often would you want to see me?
While my life is robust and my calendar can’t welcome every request that lands in my inbox, I always make room for the right people. The right energy.
Over the years, I’ve had non-exclusive arrangements where we saw each other once or twice a week, an exclusive whirlwind that swept me away for a few months, and other relationships where once or twice a month—or year— has become our natural rhythm.
The beauty is in letting each connection find its own pace!
Can we party together?
I don’t do drugs and rarely drink. I also choose not to spend time with anyone who’s drunk or chemically impaired. Had a cocktail or two at your client dinner? No worries! Feel like sipping on something during our time together? I’d love that. But if I arrive and you’re blotto, or if you spiral out during our time together, I will end the date.
Do you use FC2s?
Yes, and I always have them on hand. They’re incredibly safe and covered by my insurance.
What do you expect if you're visiting me for an outcall?
If your hotel elevators are key card protected, please be discreet when fetching me from the lobby. Please be recently showered with washed hands, smooth, short fingernails, and fresh breath.
What do you expect of me if I'm visiting your incall?
Upon receiving the location information and entry instructions, please ask for clarification as/if needed.
Please alert me to delays. Follow all instructions, and behave discreetly when entering the property.
Be ready to wash your hands upon arrival and shower if need be. Please ensure your fingernails are smooth. Scent-free body wash and mouthwash will be provided for your discreet convenience.
Do you see couples?
Being invited into a loving dynamic is an honor. I have deep experience as a couple’s first shared adventure, and as a woman’s first sapphic connection. Every encounter is tailored to her comfort, and is guided by care, communication, and respect. A quick call with her to confirm consent is required as part of the booking process.
Can I wear cologne for our date?
I am highly sensitive to scents, and most colognes give me a headache.
I will kindly request you skip the cologne for our date. If doing so would fall outside your normal daily routine and raise suspicions, please apply it as lightly as possible.
What types of clients do you see?
I see respectful verified men and couples aged 25+ and am happy to visit with people of all races, ethnicities and body compositions.
I reserve the right to turn someone away if they are under the influence of drugs or are drunk upon arrival, or if they do drugs or drink to sloppy excess during the date.
Didn’t you used to have another blog?
I did! A billion years ago, but it still exists: AlyxErotic.com.
Now you can read all my musings here or on my Substack, “On Sex & Donuts.”
Do you feel apprehension about being a “face / tattoo out” provider?
I feel zero apprehension. My family, friends, and colleagues (in the fitness realm and entrepreneurial spaces) know about Alyx.
My two lives are very intentionally and safely entwined.
Tell me about your favorite...
COLORS
Neon Orange, Emerald Green, Black
MUSIC
My music library is vast and spans generations, and I would love to share my favorite music with you. These days, my go-to mood playlists are anchored by Hermanos Gutiérrez. Relaxing, rhythmic, sexy, chill, evocative. I love everything from 90s country and Alt-J to Leonard Cohen and K Flay. I actually embed a fair amount of music in my Substack posts.
Listen to my first-ever Alyx Spotify playlist here!
EN SUITE DATE SNACKS
Raw almonds, berries, charcuterie, dark chocolate.
EN SUITE DATE LIBATIONS
Still water or mineral water with lime, please.
I have (mostly) quit drinking in the interest of athleticism. While I may be convinced to enjoy a little bubbly with a superlative suitor every now and then, I have gotten really into NA beers, cocktails, and wines. I enjoy a wide array of alcohol-free offerings!
Micro-Metazoans
The mighty Tardigrade (the subject of one of my tattoos)
standup comedy bit
It involves silver dollar pancakes and a Footlocker bag. Allow me to reenact it for you in person?
Architecture
Artist
Salvador Dali (I even own an original lithograph, thanks to a client!)
Literature
While it is impossible to choose a singular favorite book, I have chosen to ink excerpts from Milan Kundera’s The Unbearable Lightness of Being and Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions upon my flesh. I revisit A Confederacy of Dunces every fall.