Gray Skies, Weirdos & Music.
This from-the-hip post - as they all are - was written quickly and without any semblance of editing. One of my favorite ways to beat these Chicago winter blues is to indulge in a minimum of one staycation every thirty days between the
An exercise in self-discovery.
Think back to the last time you were able to breathe deeply into an intimate experience with someone. The last time you were able to release anxiety and overthink, be true to yourself, and embrace the physical and emotional sensations
Just a tease. (erotic video)
While my OnlyFans will remain a thing of the past, I will never waste an opportunity to tease. So upon rediscovering this dirty gem, I knew that I had to share it with you once again. And it is my
The Great Dinner Date Experiment
Edited 6/28/23 to include the following two Twitter links. I received a disastrously inappropriate booking request that prompted this brief essay on maintaining appropriate optics when taking a Wonder Woman bodied babe out to dinner. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ One thing you should know about
The Old “Vanilla vs. Kink” Debate
A heavily recirculated Twitter debate that always catches my eye is one that centers around whether or not kink is a necessary part of a healthy sex life. "Isn't vanilla enough?" ask some. Others adamantly believe that trying new things
My love affair with Sacai Satchel.
A few years ago, I was obsessed with the idea of collecting iconic designer bags. Chanel, YSL (or - I suppose now - Saint Laurent) and Celine topped my list, and I can't tell you how many hours I spent
5 Times: Client Indiscretion Edition
This post was originally featured on my blog's 2021 iteration, before I accidentally deleted everything as I went off on hiatus. I found a copy of it by chance, and am copying / pasting it here! My clients expect discretion from me
Fucking My Boss
This true story was originally featured on my blog's 2021 iteration, before I accidentally deleted everything as I went off on hiatus. I found a copy of it by chance, and am reposting. It felt especially important to keep this story alive,
A $40,000 dress covered in red wine.
Do you know the story about the exact moment at which the bar inside Nordstrom on Michigan Avenue instituted their "no taking your alcohol with you while you shop" policy? As the tale goes, a very unlucky someone tripped, gesticulated,
Welcoming our day.
Tell me: Do you have a morning routine? I do, and I feel like it is one of the reasons my life today is more focused and joyous than it was when I originally blogged about this in late 2020. Since