Kettlebells are (literally) for pussies.
At long last, and after much prodding from various lovers - and at the risk of sounding sophomoric - I am here to state the following fact: I have a really fucking tight pussy. I mean, mine grips, it milks,
The fearousal phenomenon
If I had a dollar for every time one of my lovers confessed that he was initially intimidated by me, I’d
What differentiates a bad client from a good one?
Originally posted December 2022 "Relationship" is a word that carries an endless number of connotations. It can be used to describe the bond we share with our spouse or our children (or yours - I'm single and childless), or our friends. It
“You are the antidote to life.”
"You are the antidote to life," he said moments after. We shared a salty kiss, and then he held me close. And as my head rested on his chest, I could feel an absence of weight. I was happy for
An exercise in self-discovery.
Think back to the last time you were able to breathe deeply into an intimate experience with someone. The last time you were able to release anxiety and overthink, be true to yourself, and embrace the physical and emotional sensations
The Great Dinner Date Experiment
Edited 6/28/23 to include the following two Twitter links. I received a disastrously inappropriate booking request that prompted this brief essay on maintaining appropriate optics when taking a Wonder Woman bodied babe out to dinner. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ One thing you should know about
My love affair with Sacai Satchel.
A few years ago, I was obsessed with the idea of collecting iconic designer bags. Chanel, YSL (or - I suppose now - Saint Laurent) and Celine topped my list, and I can't tell you how many hours I spent
5 Times: Client Indiscretion Edition
This post was originally featured on my blog's 2021 iteration, before I accidentally deleted everything as I went off on hiatus. I found a copy of it by chance, and am copying / pasting it here! My clients expect discretion from me
Welcoming our day.
Tell me: Do you have a morning routine? I do, and I feel like it is one of the reasons my life today is more focused and joyous than it was when I originally blogged about this in late 2020. Since
The girlfriend you were never allowed.
In my experience spanning twelve on-again, off-again years as a companion, I often reflect on why my clients choose to pursue me in particular. Of course, some simply want to get laid. But those are the one-offs in my world,